Gandalf wrote: (on another thread)
The worst part of the hack is losing the Off Season Joke thread. I used to go through it from time to time for laughs.
TO, lacking any semblance of a spine, immediately crumbles in the face of the fierce public outcry and creates a new joke thread.
What do you say to comfort a friend who is struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.
100 years ago, everyone owned horses and only the rich had cars. Now, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned.
My brother lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong space.
It was a grave mistake. (There's a big plot hole in that story.)
Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter.
Growing up on the farm, I used to take care of our roosters and hens.
I was literally a chicken tender.
The inventor of the USB stick died.
Thanks for the memory.
My wife and I went canoeing. She held up the two paddles and asked which one I wanted.
I said I'd take either/oar.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will find that funny).
A clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester.